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Aviation Jokes, related to airport and aviation

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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a ~~~Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! ~~~BO. " ~~~She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts ~~~"Be silent! " ~~~There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, ~~~"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE.... "

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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?

Pilot: Negative, Sir.

Its only the same pilot.

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Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.
Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.
Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars. "The years went pay, and Bob figured he didnt have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, its free to watch, lets at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument. The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "Ill tell you what, Ill take you up flying, and if you dont say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars. So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could. Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back the air port. "Im surprised, why didnt you say anything? "~~~"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars. "